the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021

smokes

what hori people say instead of cigarettes. Generally, a word commonly used in New Zealand

"bro do you have any smokes?"

"nah ghee, just smoked the last one"

by broski898 February 10, 2019

Smoked

When someone has smoked themselves stupid.

Sidney: Have you seen Katy’s posts on Facebook lately?

Angelica: omg yeah, they don’t make any sense! She been hitting the bubble too hard! That bitch need to lay off it for a second. That bitch is SMOKED!!

by Eviljunkie October 3, 2021

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

smoke seeker

Someone who goes where weed is or looks for good weed. They can have a good time just smoking weed and doing nothing else

The plug tried to give me some reggie but I didn’t take it because I’m a smoke seeker

by The Real AD September 20, 2022

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017