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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Kaden Robert Register

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register
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tommy roberts

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Jack Roberts

The best guy in the wotld
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Carver Robertson

Carver Robertson thinks football is dope
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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me
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Jay Robertson

you coming out today
nah im being a jay robertson
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