monkey-pirate-ninja

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.

that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008

ninja death pint

A delicious pub cocktail. In a large pint glass fill with:

Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.

Mate, could you spare the £8 for a ninja death pint?

by Xhysa March 9, 2008

Dodge Ninja Dodge

A budding screamo/rap/ghettotech band comprised of four extremely talented screamers and rappers. Beginning with their debut song "Nabisco Is the Way to Go", DND produced their most popular songs including "Hot n Spicy", "Drugs n Jello", and "Chicken in the Morning".

www.myspace.com/dodgeninjadodge

The ninjasaurous feeds on ninjas. So you better Dodge Ninja Dodge!

by Thug Nastay June 4, 2009

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 2, 2004

Shit ninja

what douchebag video game nerds call you when they cant think of anything else to say.

video game nerd: why did you trip me down the stairs jackass?

me: fight me?

video game nerd: you know what! YOUR A SHIT NINJA!

by Grantino November 17, 2007

Ninja Verbal Assualt

1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim

The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.

by KurDt January 26, 2005

Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

by iaear0709 August 10, 2008