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ninja turtles 

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
ninja turtles by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006
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ninjalicious

YumeChan, this is my word, I made it up long, long ago and you have no right to use it. So for the time being, you are now my bitch. And if you don't like it, TF.
YumeChan is a big gay homo who slaps men's faces with his wiener
ninjalicious by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

dat ninja 

1. Some one who performs a shadyact with stealth several times and never gets caught in the act.

2. Another name for HIV or Aids

3. A derrogatory way to point out people of asian decent.
1. Ricky snatched that bitch up from Danny, he pulled dat ninja.

2. You heard about Joan, she caught dat ninja.

3. Have you seen marc? Not the white guy dat ninja.
dat ninja by mrmyz December 13, 2005

ninjashyper 

a terrible fortnite player.
did you just pull a ninjashyper, your trash
ninjashyper by ninjashypersbad March 2, 2018

Ninja boot 

The seperation that occurs when a man wears pants that are too tight and cause his testicles to bulge and become visible through his pants.

Not to be confused with camel toe on a woman.
My jeans are so tight, that chick is going to love my ninja boot. Plus shes a whore.
Ninja boot by Lordsloth July 19, 2006

ninja boot salute

Wow! Check that girl out, I give her a ninja boot salute
ninja boot salute by lshel August 31, 2006

loot ninja 

World of Warcraft
A person who runs around taking loot from kills.
loot ninja by flex May 13, 2005