Ball Size

The size of a man's balls.

Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.

"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.

"A..." Matt said, blushing.

Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"

"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"

"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.

"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.

"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.

"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.

by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 28, 2015

Ball clappin'

When two guys have sex with eachother by use of a dildo in each one, bent over, back to back, so that the force of them having sex will cause their scrotum's two swing against eachother, making a clapping sound.

Dude, me and Gary were ball clappin' last night like we was on PCP.

by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006

Metal Balls.

When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.

aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.

by nigg nigg cletis fupa. July 6, 2011

Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

by PTAnteater February 27, 2010

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

buckskin balls

courage, bravery, will, intrepidity, and fortitude

"Man that guy really had some buckskin balls talking to me that way!!"

by BRush2009 October 5, 2009

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016