mike vitt

An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl

I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl

by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025

Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

by Starviolet November 24, 2018

Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie

Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame

by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021

mike

a dumbass who makes fun of people

he is a mike

by Ben56176 June 3, 2018

Mike karger

Awesome powerhouse penis greatness

I mike karger that bitch every night

by PG xxx September 15, 2022

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020