Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

Rest day Mike by Dren88 August 13, 2023

based like Mike 

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

based like Mike by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

Pulled a Mike 

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

Pulled a Mike by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Pulling a Mike 

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

Pulling a Mike by Contagonist May 29, 2024

for the love of Mike 

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

for the love of Mike by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Loose Melons Mike 

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

Loose Melons Mike by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski 

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025