when you are failing at a task or just having an absolutely catastrophic time doing the simplest task and you are about to just absolutely explode in a fit of rage
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MAGAt Mike is a disgrace to the office of Speaker of the House. He lies almost as much as much as his dishonest and incompetent boss, Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud December 21, 2025
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Get the Mike and Frank mug.To closely study someone’s business model, strategy, or systems under the guise of collaboration, mentorship, or support, then quietly copy it, repackage it, and present it as one’s own, often cutting the original creator out entirely.
“I got Mike and Franked in that partnership.”
“They didn’t innovate, they Mike & Franked her entire operation.”
“It wasn’t inspiration, it was Mike and Franked.”
“I showed them my entire funnel and pricing… next month they launched the same thing. I got Mike and Franked.”
“They didn’t innovate, they Mike & Franked her entire operation.”
“It wasn’t inspiration, it was Mike and Franked.”
“I showed them my entire funnel and pricing… next month they launched the same thing. I got Mike and Franked.”
by LadyoftheLoom December 28, 2025
Get the Mike and Franked mug.Hey man I got your message you left with my dad he had no clue what it meant! I said I’m only coming out to club if I can score cocaine but missed your call then my dad said you did call left me a message saying to meet you at club that you were with Mike Bumps!
by Storm Byron January 1, 2026
Get the Mike Bumps mug.Mike Morton, the Acrobat, was an orphan adopted by ringmaster Bernard Morton into the traveling circus "Hullabaloo," rising as its star performer with family-like bonds to adoptive brother Murro and performers like Joker and Violetta. A lost acid bottle linked him to Joker's disfigurement (later cleared), and he aided Murro's escape via faked fire death.** Absent during the Moon River Park massacre that slaughtered most (by an unknown killer tied to Joker/Smiley Face), Mike identified/buried 16 bodies, hired investigator Arthur Russell, and pursued leads on survivors like Natalie (Margaretha).** At Oletus Manor ("Closing Night"), reunions exposed betrayals; Violetta died, Margaretha and Joker suicided, and Mike ignited his bombs to explosively end "Hullabaloo" forever, dying among the ruins.** His lingering malice forms the Hunter "Hullabaloo."
Mike Morton, known as the Acrobat, is a male Contain-type Survivor (Difficulty 2.5) in the asymmetric horror game Identity V.
A former acrobat from the Hullabaloo circus who survived a deadly disaster. he uses bombs (sticky to slow Hunters, nitro to hinder interactions, fire to disable abilities) and his "Risky Acrobatics" leap for kiting, rescues, and evasion, earning more via decoding or pursuits. He also has a Hunter form called "Hullabaloo."
Mike Morton, known as the Acrobat, is a male Contain-type Survivor (Difficulty 2.5) in the asymmetric horror game Identity V.
A former acrobat from the Hullabaloo circus who survived a deadly disaster. he uses bombs (sticky to slow Hunters, nitro to hinder interactions, fire to disable abilities) and his "Risky Acrobatics" leap for kiting, rescues, and evasion, earning more via decoding or pursuits. He also has a Hunter form called "Hullabaloo."
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/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)
1. (noun)
An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.
“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”
2. (noun)
A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.
“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”
3. (verb) to mike-preece
To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.
“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”
4. (extended meaning / tech humour)
The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”
“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”
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/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)
1. (noun)
An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.
“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”
2. (noun)
A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.
“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”
3. (verb) to mike-preece
To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.
“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”
4. (extended meaning / tech humour)
The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”
“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”
⸻
Mike Preece
/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)
1. (noun)
An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.
“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”
2. (noun)
A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.
“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”
3. (verb) to mike-preece
To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.
“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”
4. (extended meaning / tech humour)
The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”
“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”
⸻
Usage notes
• Commonly triggered by dictation errors, ego, or social reflexes.
• Often followed by laughter, relief, and mild embarrassment.
• Closely related to: performative intelligence, AI politeness panic, and editor brain.
/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)
1. (noun)
An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.
“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”
2. (noun)
A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.
“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”
3. (verb) to mike-preece
To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.
“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”
4. (extended meaning / tech humour)
The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”
“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”
⸻
Usage notes
• Commonly triggered by dictation errors, ego, or social reflexes.
• Often followed by laughter, relief, and mild embarrassment.
• Closely related to: performative intelligence, AI politeness panic, and editor brain.
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