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Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024