The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

Costco Man

a man who has heterosexual sexual conquests both high in quantity and quality

That dude is such a Costco Man! He took home three Laker girls from the Lakers/Mavs game!

by costcobrand April 29, 2011

poopoo man

the most dangerous dude in the world, sometimes used in memes and jokes.

bro close your mouth when you sleep, the poopoo man gon get to your dreams you dumbfuck

by XXxxPussyDestroyer6699xxXX June 3, 2020

Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"

I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.

by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013

Exemplary Man

The male protagonist of any action or science fiction movie, who is mysteriously competent at everything, seems not to feel pain, and Saves The Lives Of Everyone Ever.

"Wow, I really thought the world was going to end that time."

"Really? I wasn't even worried. I knew Exemplary Man could save us despite the apparently insurmountable odds."

by Kaoine September 24, 2009

man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015