Kyle

A male Karen treats ppl bad who did nothing to him, he wears the stupid haircut with his bangs sticking straight up cuz he thinks he’s still got a baby face. He glorify his high schools days cuz that’s when karens and kyles peak and they age like milk after that. And they expect females to pay their own way and have something to bring to his table bcuz he does not care what a woman looks like just how she can serve bcuz he thinks he is superior to all women and other races

He was totally being a Kyle when treat the nice restaurant staff like shit for no reason and his stupid haircut with the bangs sticking straight up made everyone want to puke and he call the police to snitch on some ppl jaywalking

by Rosie pie June 3, 2021

Kylee

Like a Karen but she thinks that she is everyone's bitchy manager and she has a gross hairy mole

"Dont be a Kylee."
"Why does that Kylee think she has the right to boss everyone around."

by Cute_Booty_Brown March 3, 2020

kyle cotnam

A shitty fuckin goalie

Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie

Friend 2: oh shit

by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018

Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.

“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”

by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022

nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

kyle day

15th of august, anybody you know named Kyle has to pay you $5

Cant wait to get paid on Kyle day

by User253946 August 8, 2021