splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

complete job

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you

James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck

by Allastor February 18, 2021

Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.

A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.

by alan_steve February 19, 2021

Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.

The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.

by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021