January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

January 14th

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January

it’s a beautiful young girl who really loves her partner

January; I miss you

by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020

January 15th

January 15th you must send your man a cute selfie/picture of yourself

Guy-Hey its January 15th you know what that means
Girl- Uhhh fine here's your cute picture of me.

by Kam6184 January 14, 2021