January 31 is national ask your crush out day!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
by Amira Ocean January 31, 2021
by MariBakugouSimp January 24, 2022
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021
Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.
Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022
A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.
by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021
by demarcus1 August 05, 2023
January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person
Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them
by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024