Jack off January 

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

Jack off January by DarkDefinor December 4, 2018

28th of January

FREE MELLY DAY WHEN WE LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY AND NO ONE CAN DO NOTHING💚🌎🐍

28th of January just say “free melly”

28th of January by Kayla Adeoye💚🐍🌎 January 21, 2021

Go all January 6th 

Adverbial phrase:
1) to intimidate someone with the intent to discourage them from a certain action or behavior
2) to purposefully inflict bodily harm on someone you disagree with the intent of showing how superior or right you are.

Past Tense: went all January 6th

Derived from the actions by rioters and seditionists who stormed the U.S. Capital in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2021.

by Jerry Cross

They were making fun of our team, so lets go all January 6th on them!

He was making passes at my girlfriend, so I went all January 6th on him.

Go all January 6th by SchellRocker August 19, 2021

1 January 

Give ur girl bestie your hoodie or jumper and hug her bc she in your lofe

Boy: want my jumper

Girl: why

Boy: it’s 1 January

Girl: okay -hugs boy-

1 January by Deigo0000 December 6, 2020

Just Jesus January 

For the whole month of January, you can't cuss

Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*

Just Jesus January by 69eater420 November 7, 2019

Cum January 

The first month of the year, pretty much the opposite of No Nut November, you just cum a lot. A sexual twist on the common phrase "Come January"

Friend: Dude No Nut November is brutal, idk if I can make it
Me: Just hold off and it'll be worth it Cum January.

Cum January by NMSJanitor44 December 13, 2017

jizz your way into hell January 

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

jizz your way into hell January by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018