Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner

Here, rack us up a steve jobs

by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021

Bowel Job

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

Zuck job

A Zuck Job occurs when you’re getting a suck job in real life and you throw on your VR headset and receive dome from Mark Zuckerberg virtually in the Metaverse at the same time.

Hey honey, pass me the VR headset and give me a good old fashioned Zuck Job while you’re at it.

by Bcbrew1987 January 7, 2022

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

Foopy Job

When you'r girlfriend shits on her feet and gives you a foot job

Babe after dinner can you give me a foopy Job please

by Alienmobboss March 29, 2022

spice job

The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.

That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.

by Spice Jobs w/ Tom March 30, 2022

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022