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Schrödinger's Fucker

Synonymous with Schrödinger's Asshole/Schrödinger's Douchebag/Schrödinger Asshole/Schrödinger Douchebag/Schrödinger Fucker (someone who doing something disrespectful and try to defend their obnoxious behaviour by saying "bRuH, tHAt'S a JoKe")
No surprise why Indon considered rude in Anti-social media: They can't tell the difference between "plain joke" and "be a Schrödinger's Fucker"
by Sir. B August 17, 2021
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Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.
Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom
by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021
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Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
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mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.
My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017
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Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel
by Carplad19 October 11, 2016
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