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cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
by : ? l October 14, 2021
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The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?
Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold
"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"
by Emma+friends February 21, 2017
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cold

someone who is bad or a baddie, acts like "that guy"
nahh my man is cold
by quirkyqwerty.xo December 7, 2023
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the cold powdered donut

When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.
Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?

No. What is it?

Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

That sounds sick!!!
by LordGurtothy January 14, 2019
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Cold Yanks

Canadian people. Often used in the UK, possibly not used elsewhere, since Yank is mainly used by the British to refer to Americans. Cold Yanks being a joke about how hard it can be to tell the difference sometimes with American accents and Canadian ones, though Canada is much colder. It's not usually meant in a bad vibe way, more as a somewhat dismissive term of endearment.
"I thought from the accent they were surely Yanks, but they turned out to be Cold Yanks"
"What?"
"Cold Yanks. You know, Canadians".
by mistahroga April 14, 2020
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Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024
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