cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

Cock Bag

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual

"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.

by Chan Man June 11, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

Pretty Cock

a memorable, clean and overall good looking dick from the TV show The League

Oh yeah i remember kevin, i always thought he had a pretty cock.

by TheBigBurger December 1, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who enjoys incredibly violent intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006

cock-fuck

one who is dumb. someone you dont like.

damn you scottie, you are such a cock-fuck.

by ashley December 12, 2003