Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

cock starving

women who have suffered from a prolonged period of cock hunger are said to be cock starving. symptoms include itchy vagina, redness, swelling and a burning hunger for a mean dick.

"bro, that bitch was cock starving. she was fiending for the dick!"

by $h4n3! December 31, 2009

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

Cock Bag

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual

"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.

by Chan Man June 11, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

Pretty Cock

a memorable, clean and overall good looking dick from the TV show The League

Oh yeah i remember kevin, i always thought he had a pretty cock.

by TheBigBurger December 1, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who enjoys incredibly violent intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006