Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 28, 2015
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Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
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Guy: "What's that?"
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by Cr250Lover4Life May 28, 2016
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Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016
Get the Alcohol Balls mug.when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"
or...
"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
or...
"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003
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