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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
mugGet the jew shelfmug.

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022
mugGet the Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndromemug.

Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
mugGet the Jewsmug.

Progressives only care about Jews

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
mugGet the Progressives only care about Jewsmug.

jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit
Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.
by DIG BICK P June 5, 2025
mugGet the jew bettingmug.

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