Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn April 30, 2016

Twat

Someone who doesn't allow a description on urban dictionary for no reason

Why you twat?

by TheEmeraldSoldier December 17, 2018

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

twat

josh.

oh look there’s a “twat”

by chlozzamadozza July 17, 2020

twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.

"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."

by omega_pulse October 5, 2013