End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

line up the triangles

When you line up the triangles on a Zyn pack to open it.

“ I can’t open my zyn pack” -Joe
“Just line up the triangles” - Tom
“Thanks Tom I can now have a zyn”

by Dante foreskin February 23, 2024

voluntary bang up

Being too scared to leave your prison cell to go on the exercise yard or landing, so you stay in your cell as much as possible.

‘Yo I heard he was riding voluntary bang up in the wok house’
‘ What a neek’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Bricked Up

Something Bricked up is awesome, cool or deserves praise.

Derived from when something "goes hard"

friend: (does something awesome and admirable)

me: Dude! Your so bricked up for that!

by Johnathan Ham February 24, 2024

shut the fuss up

a substitute for stfu

shut the fuss up

by plato! February 25, 2024

Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you

Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry

by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024

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so sigma, im an alpha bbg

hes such a skibidi toilet garten of banban only in ohio baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne gold digger prank part 4 omega nugget sigam gedagidegadagadago wenomechainsama only in ohio, griddying at 3am scary skibidi among us meal, sus gyatt imposter only in ohio

by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024