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Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob
Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.
by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018
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Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.
-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!
by Potatis November 17, 2018
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Fuck

Americans:fuck it this whole country is fucked!

Trump:I'm fucked I'm going to be impeached
by WorldEnding November 18, 2018
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FUCK-A YOU

the term popularized by Jacksepticeye is generally used to curse out a nonexistent thing (i.e. life) or a living being (i.e. a jerk) to an insurmountable extreme, usually screamed at the top of ones lungs.
I was playing Unfair Mario, and I died so many times that I couldn't help but shriek "FUCK-A YOU, GAME!!"
by dAtShRiEkYbOi November 19, 2018
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Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours
by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018
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fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex
Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd
by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018
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fuck the goofy

This means to forget all the jokes
So I told this dude to fight the joke that he made
Fuck the goofy
by Godessses November 22, 2018
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