Off the top 

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

Off the top by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

One off the top 

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

One off the top by RTR. October 23, 2008

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top 

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top by daltonator April 1, 2008

tip top 

best of the best, everythings good to go, "for sure"

Johnson,"I figured youd be hungry so i bought you a sandwich"

Johnson2,"TIp Top".

Bill, "yo im throwin a bash i got booze bud everythings ganan be tip top.

tip top by Johnsonnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 19, 2009

Urban Dictionary's Top Editor 

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.

I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.

Urban Dictionary's Top Editor by Jerrelle January 15, 2008

america's next top model 

The best reality tv show ever! Hosted by (tyra banks)

I wonder who's gonna be eliminated next from america's next top model...

america's next top model by Antm fan May 13, 2005

Armenian Tank Top 

When back hair connects over the shoulders to the chest hair forming the proverbial "Armenian Tank Top". Can be used for other hairy ethnic groups i.e. Greeks, Turks, Israelies, Iranians etc.

Did you see that guy sportin' the Armenian Tank Top!?!?!

Armenian Tank Top by matty mcnuggets March 16, 2009