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The definition of Tom would be an old ass rich pussy who has a tighter asshole then a nuns vagina. Tom is a wannabe car guy who has money but doesn’t know how to build a car properly. Tom, also known as tttt or quad t loves to eat semen while watching his wife get cock slapped repeatedly. If you want to find a Tom, he will most likely be looking at more stock corvettes because they’re fast enough and don’t need upgrades... all toms are pussies
Tom aka quad T was talking up his stock corvette when a mustang blew his doors off and his wife was giving the driver road head.
by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019
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Tom

A being with an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Also known as arrogant.
I don't want him in my house he's Tom.
by pleb13 November 23, 2016
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Tom

Tom is the sexiest of sexy, all woman fall for him.

He is portrayed as a true alpha male.

He also has one of the biggest genitals.
Wow, all the girls are falling for that Tom
by Greek_Legend45 February 12, 2023
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Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
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Tom birch

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road
by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020
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tom rowan

Smells like piss and is proper lanky looks like a pigeon with a massive nose and head ai much better his trim is dead and got greasy dandruff spotty chin and is all round a proper freak noone likes him and he usually sits on his own
Tom rowan wants to shag liv lee
by Max Rowan June 3, 2018
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Tom Brokeoff

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.
Hey where's (insert random person here)?

Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.
by daddyklondike June 2, 2022
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