cheese and sleep

Eating some dairy and going to bed

Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.

Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!

by Cheeseandsleep June 30, 2022

sleep

if your here you need some

1)wait people sleep
2) yeah i got 8 hours

1) huh?

by milk and cokies July 4, 2022

Sleep Happy

Like slap happy, yet only when overly exhausted

You’d think she was drunk, she was merely sleep happy

by Americangrl007 March 2, 2022

Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.

Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage

by Tired Guy March 6, 2022

Sleep paralysis

To be (n.) in deep sleep mourning to wake the nervous system before dialing body to waken from profound sleep.

Sleep paralysis is what my physical therapist recommended I use to monitor irregular heartbeat.

by Franguier January 31, 2026

Sleep Sciences

The broad, interdisciplinary field dedicated to studying the mysterious daily activity where adults try to get 8 hours and usually end up with 4, interrupted by existential dread and a cat sitting on their face. It encompasses everything from the biology of circadian rhythms to the psychology of dreams where you're back in high school, failing a math test you never studied for. Despite the name "science," a significant portion of the research is funded by grants hoping to prove that coffee is an acceptable substitute for rest.

Example: "According to the latest findings in sleep sciences, my habit of falling asleep to true crime podcasts is 'probably not conducive to restful slumber.' They also noted that my sleep score of 42 is 'technically a number.'"

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Sleep Technologies

The booming industry of gadgets, apps, and expensive mattresses designed to optimize your slumber, but which primarily serve to make you anxious about how poorly you're sleeping. This includes smartwatches that guilt-trip you about your REM cycles, "white noise" machines that cost $200, and "smart" beds that adjust firmness but require a firmware update at 3 AM. The ultimate goal of sleep technology is to quantify your rest so precisely that you can finally have data to support how exhausted you feel.

Sleep Technologies Example: "My new sleep technology setup includes a ring that tracks my HRV, a mask that plays binaural beats, and a mattress that gently vibrates to nudge me into a different sleep stage. Last night, I got an alert that my 'readiness score' was low because the cat slept on my chest, which the technology cannot yet prevent."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026