Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyle

Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.

"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."

by BiggJawn May 30, 2022

Kyle Barron

The equivlant of an average fedora wearing redditor

That guy is such a Kyle Barron...

by Evan Barron March 1, 2025

Kyle

A smart person that has good friends and sometimes is friends with the wrong people and needs help from hes good friends.

Person1: who is Kyle?
Person2: oh hes smart kind and helps perople who help him :)

by discordsmart June 14, 2021

Kyling

When everyone in life helps you in life and you don’t know any different and claim your self-made

Stop kyling, You dad gave you the business he built and didn’t have to build it yourself

by R3al1ty March 5, 2019

Kyle

The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.

Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.

by NotASpoon February 3, 2020

Kyling

Trading for the sake of trading. Commonly for little or no monetary gain. Also known as a poor mans collector

Rick just kyled a hi point for a jenning. Or. Mike just keeps kyling guns for the sake of doing it.

by hallucinogenics January 27, 2016