Kevin

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.

by RiguRagu November 22, 2018

Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise

The name Kevin: Gross

by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle

‘I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley “

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019