lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

Dad bf

a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.

he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.

by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021