turlet treat 

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.

Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.

turlet treat by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016

Turtledove 

an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.

a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.

I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.

Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.

Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

ninja turtles 

the shit

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ninja turtles by jdizzlecatlicker April 15, 2009

Turple 

Adjective: When some one acts agressive, annoying and persistantly cocky.

He has been acting turple all day.

Turple by C Adams June 18, 2010

turlet 

An American dialect variant for toilet. This particular slang word is used most commonly in Indiana, the lower Midwest. However, the area from Philadelphia to the New York City area in the Mid-Atlantic states.

You didn't flush the turlet!

turlet by A Hoosier April 5, 2005

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

The shit. In a good way.

"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Speed March 22, 2003