by 4X4animals August 22, 2016
Get the dead cow passing mug.1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.
Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
by mbrewer32 July 4, 2016
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A secondary term used to describe anal sex. In the world of prostitution, it is used to request or offer anal sex without giving damning evidence for potential law enforcement officials.
by Manofsteel83 December 30, 2016
Get the Back Stage Pass mug.La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.
Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017
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Get the puff n pass mug.An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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