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David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022
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David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.
David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple
by Bonququ October 18, 2012
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David Cameron

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay
by Kralja June 4, 2024
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David

A gay white boy who beats his meat to gay naruto hentai. You might see positive things about David but don’t be fooled by his gayness
Guy- u seen that little weird kid named David
Guy2- yea I saw him some gay ass shit
by Scammer boi January 11, 2019
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david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.
(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)
by llVIU October 12, 2025
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Daviding

a mf who makes hella money and fucks bitches all day u gotta be like him

be like david
oh i see you daviding and shit

hell yea you know thats how i gawwin
by rty344 January 21, 2023
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pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!
by yaboiarg November 29, 2020
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