Noah

The most handsome man ever the fastest man ever the strongest man ever Litteraly only Jesus was better than him, Noah is so amazing he’s so hot, he’s better than Monroe, rose, Sofi, Micah, and amaya

Honey this Noah guy is so hot imma leave you for him and turn gay

by noah_jo32 November 26, 2023

Noah

Noah is a stupid mfer who might be gay and straight at the same time. He is stupid and dosent think sometimes, he often does stupid stuff for attention. He gets in trouble a lot for his stupid actions, but he can say some actually funny stuff sometimes. I would know, I am one.

Noah is such a retard

by Somewhiteguyinflorida November 28, 2023

NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.

NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more

by Liltardlily December 1, 2023

nohana

she is a true star. she seals like a seal in the arctic. if she catches u lackin......ITS ON SIGHT!!!!!!!!! she stands on BUISNESS!!!!!!! NEVER EVERRRRR date a nohana, she will never like you and will play with ur heart like ur dad did when he left you.

#nomorenohana
#baddie

yeah that nohana...she bad news

by katanaohana December 6, 2023

Noah

means try hard, someone who is doing too much.

ex:
classmate 1: look at her researching Keanu Reeves toes for her presentation about John Wick.
classmate 2: ughh she's such a Noah

by peepingfromthebush December 9, 2023

noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.

yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever

by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024

Noah Boedecker

a pink sparkly princess

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.

by slayfrslayfr February 15, 2024