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Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks
by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024
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Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018
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mud pud

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...
by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017
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Mud slurping

I was mud slurping noodles with my girlfriend
by Soggymoma420 April 6, 2024
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Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".
Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.
by NvZbLe May 18, 2017
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