harrisment

the act of being retarted;
proverbial tense of harris

forrest gump spent most of his life enthralled in harrisment

by Harold January 28, 2005

Harrisism

A popular real life mini-series following the life of a Harrisism sufferer. It depicts the everyday challenges a Harrisism sufferer has to go through. How they struggle to get out of the bed in the morning, stay loyal to plans with friends, hook up with females and even breathe.

Person 1: Have you seen that new hit show Harrisism?

Person 2: Yes I have, it is epic. What a terrible disease. Is there a cure?

Person 1: No there is not. They have to suffer like that for the rest of their lives.

Person 2: That's too bad, no wonder 75% of Harrisism sufferers die virgins.

by Benjamino Harrisino June 1, 2010

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"

Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

by Batsuto Malinois July 20, 2008

Pummala Harrised

The result of being pummeled by Kamala Harris

Bill Barr had to go change his underwear after being Pummala Harrised for just five minutes.

by p3Xyz May 2, 2019

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

Sexual Harrisment

Getting sexually harassed by a person with the last name Harris.

A guy that is generally a fag and thinks he is soo cool.

Person 1 "Did you see that fag?"

Person 2 " Yea he just sexually harrised that chick

Person 1 "What a fag move"

Person 2 " Yea he must be one of those dumbass Harris'

Person 1 " Im so sick of his damned Sexual Harrisment"

by Samalam123 January 27, 2010