Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Crud Monkey

mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.

EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.

by HEHU*H June 14, 2021

Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018

Chunky Monkey

LA/ Crip slang term that means a gun

“Chunky Monkey under my clothes dont get yo son wacced” -X4

by Themack1904 October 27, 2020

Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011