Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

packing a wagon

Where you have a big ass penis and can tell he has one

Damn John you def packing a wagon

by Currypeople35 January 1, 2024

E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.

The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.

by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023

lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.

"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.

by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024

Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst

A true blue rigalicious bussy cobba who's opps with Tug Schultz, Tim Schultz(LCK) and Eric Delanator. Med is known for feats such as walking on a injured foot, missing his Mrs.'s Hand, going on Keto like a demon and many more. if you run into Med make sure to diss his girl and call him bussy. Follow Meddy Beddy at cooper.m0_0 on tiktok

Oi Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst you fuckin buss, your girl is a munted horse you twink.

by SlammaDog September 1, 2025

Do do wagon

Any car suv or crossover that is really lame and shaped like an egg.

Dam all these cars now days look like do do wagons

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019