ur mum

a fat prick who rather enjoys eating fried chicken and laughing at other people

dsffffff wow look at ur mum

by plsssssgodieeeeeeeeeee May 11, 2022

Ur daughter thotter

Way more meaner than ur mom gay and ur daddy lesbian litterally destroys anything and can not be countered by no u but not as hurtful as ur granny granny.

Jeff: ur mom gay
Henry: no u
Jeff: ur daddy lesbian
Henry: Ur daughter thotter
Jeff: OH H E C C *explodes*

by Unfriendly nicca May 11, 2018

ur aunt cunt

Worst than Hitler

Me: Ur Aunt Cunt
Them: Universe implodes, hell is earth, and heaven disentigrates.

by Mechv1 May 15, 2018

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022

raise ur game

A grassroots football brand, bringing the best out of one’s self by any means necessary, performing to the best of your ability even under high pressured, intense circumstances.

“Oi you lads better raise ur game second half or you’re all off!”

by Raise ur game November 23, 2021

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022