The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.
Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...
Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!
Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!
Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
by OranageHasu December 4, 2012
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Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
by rip-trip July 8, 2021
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Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
by Carbomb September 28, 2011
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friend 2: what we eating
friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass
friend 3: ima bring the heat
friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember
friend 2: what we eating
friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass
friend 3: ima bring the heat
friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember
by Motherland_Reeeee January 17, 2020
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Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.
loving and funny.
everyone loves him/her.
Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.
Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.
loving and funny.
everyone loves him/her.
Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.
Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.
You're such a fern poop, I love it.
You should be more like fern poop.
I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.
You should be more like fern poop.
I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.
by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011
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by Girl racer November 26, 2010
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"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
by elderlyworm March 27, 2017
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