Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 25, 2020

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 October 11, 2015

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

Poop scum

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.

example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!

by elwoodthesheep October 23, 2010

poop sex

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

by Motherland_Reeeee January 17, 2020

Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

by Whippersnapper6969 October 18, 2018

Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

by August ki June 11, 2018