the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.
by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021
Get the JANUARYmug. Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023
Get the January 22mug. by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021
Get the January 4thmug. by fgjhdfnk January 24, 2021
Get the January 25mug. January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.
Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.
by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025
Get the 8th of Januarymug. One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025
Get the January 6mug. Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
by anonymous November 4, 2020
Get the January 1mug.