Unprotected Sex

Not wearing a condom while having sex.

Franklin got HIV because he had unprotected sex.

by Minecraft1238 January 9, 2019

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

sex date

Where you get together with someone simply to go somewhere and have sex. Good clean fun for if you've got a tight schedule that day, and you really know the person well.

Dave and Colleen had just sex dates for a whole week.

by DC January 10, 2006

Premarital sex

I guess you have to be prepared to die.

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Viking Sex

having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.

Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.

by Bhedric1 January 26, 2012

Sex story

I don't have one because I am a loner

Just like the people reading this

Sorry for your disappointment

I don't have a sex story Because I am lonely.

by Hogsbreath101 July 22, 2019

Sex Cauldron

Made popular by the Simpsons...by KRUSTY, who apparently cant spell...

We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron

by GymDave May 25, 2012