purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)

I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days

by Mark Wayne July 10, 2015

purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.

Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.

by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019

Purple

Synonym for silly.

“You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”

“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”

by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

purple

purple

ramdo: dies
rando #2: purple

by prirururrple May 12, 2022

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.

“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023