poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

by Jakemon00 December 27, 2022

Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.

You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.

by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011