Tauren in the pants 

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the popular video game World of Warcraft. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.

"I heard that guy's tauren in the pants."
"Really? Awesome!"

Tauren in the pants by Vinnie July 21, 2008

shitty pants 

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

shitty pants by Emma McBride August 1, 2003

hole in my pants to China 

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

hole in my pants to China by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Wear the Pants 

(verb)
1. To own each situation like a farmer owns a donkey
(noun)
1. A robust and compelling call to manhood, not unlike a Viking blowing his horn from a mountain top or submarine captain ordering his men to fire torpedoes
2. See Mansformation

"Put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and wear the pants, Thomas."

Wear the Pants by Doctor Whittles September 3, 2009

nubbie pants 

An insult that is similiar to nubtard or n00b muffin.

"duggan, you're such a nubbie pants!"

nubbie pants by psych ward August 14, 2006

Squishy Pants 

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

Squishy Pants by Squisher December 14, 2008

slush pants 

pants to wear when playing in mud or rain. You can wear them when in mud and rain because they are water proof. It is their purpous and what they should be used for.

person 1: HEY! Lets go play in the mud!!
person 2: OKAY!! dont forget your slush pants!

slush pants by harryjamespotter April 13, 2011