Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Toilet time

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.

Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?

by rsin102 September 9, 2025

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

Toilet hugger

A big beautiful ass.

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?

by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021

skibidi toilet

1. A series created by Alexey Gerasimov that contains videos of toilet heads fighting camera people

2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content

3. Something no one should ever watch

"I never play with Timmy because he loves skibidi toilet."

by Quandale Dontavion III Jr. May 6, 2024

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019