The GOAT Generation

The current state of the post-modern, american mainstream "chart-topper" musical idolatry which has been propagated by such narcissistic egotistic and self proclaimed "greats" such as Kanye. This mentality had bled into casual lingo with kids and young adults saying non-literal grandiose phrases such as; "Im the greatest", "I'm literally a GOD", "GET AT ME SON", "Im legit the Michael Jordan of ______, seriously".

This is only a temporary phase of immaturity for most, and will be abandoned with age, and a normal personal growth into adulthood is expected.. for most.

Guy: Man.. the future of this Planet is doomed.. we are nothing more than The GOAT Generation... this is the antithesis of intellectual evolution

by TheNobleWolf July 11, 2017

Goated balls

When one's balls are so exquisite and delicious that they earn the title G.o.a.t (greatest of all time)

anyone tryna play with these goated balls

by ball tickler 69 August 27, 2023

The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.

Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦

by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021

goated

the opposite of dogwater

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018