a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.
guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”
by going inane March 25, 2022
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"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
by jas552 April 15, 2022
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Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro
by pOng_wong April 27, 2022
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nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
A: man, lifes been shit rn
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
by asicks May 10, 2022
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Get the Nicemare mug.A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022
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