The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

by Ulysses March 25, 2025

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

"Why would you do that?! You're a monster!"
by Ciel1820 April 29, 2019

by GLT75 August 26, 2017
