You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-
Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
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Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
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Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!
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clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
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