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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.
Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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Off-Right

A website which supplies biased information, with the purpose of promoting a left or right hidden agenda through "out-right" lies and falsehoods.
Urbandictionary.com is a Off-Right website, published with erroneous information, which is financed by people like the Coch Bros, who have a vested interest in promoting the far right agenda.
by Debwhocares August 20, 2017
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Being right

Doesn't get me to do the thing Jordan Peterson wants me to do. So it isn't useful. He wants me to stop seeking recourse for what is happening and accept not being paid for my own labor. I do not have to amd will not do that. I will murder a child before I do that. Lucky for you, I haven't accepted not being paid nor have I stopped seeking recourse. You're welcome.
Hym "Being right us that only thing that matters. It doesn't matter what mitigates conflict in a relationship. The things you are saying either comport with objective reality or they don't."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
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right-wing

Pro-evangelicals, pro-believers, high prices, androcentrism, anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, pro-bourgeoisie, nazism, fascism, islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, liberation of rifles, denialism, death penalty, privatization, conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelical supremacy, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of entrepreneurs, supremacy of agribusiness, supremacy of the rich, supremacy of profit, supremacy of criminals who are military or police , military supremacy, male supremacy, heterosexual supremacy, weaponry with grenade, white supremacy and chloroquine.
I hate right-wing.
by Willez May 22, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Get The Angles Right

This saying is similar to the one Show The Angles. Except this is used more often where you are disappointed that they haven’t sent a hot or explicit picture yet, and you are annoyed that you have to ask.
Boy: im going to have a shower.
Girl: ugghh just get the angles right please.
by Paradoxxed September 10, 2024
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