Socks

1. A completely normal thing you wear on your feet. They're so cozy and nice.
2. Oh no... oh god no...

1. "Look at my new socks!"
2. "And here are my c*m socks."

by beeline_fox November 26, 2024

Burning the Sock

Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.

Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.

"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"

by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo January 21, 2025

sock skin

The little hard bits that form on the bottom of your sock.

"Whats that on the bottom of your sock?"
" Oh, just a little sock skin"

by wyl99 December 16, 2021

socks

Socks are gay because they are the same pair

Socks are gay

by Shining_Sunflower September 10, 2021

Son of socks and sandels

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"

"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"

by bloby23 January 5, 2008

Hanes Socks

Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them

Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.

by geminijets October 27, 2020

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025