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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
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Holy

Dms that do not include any dirty things.
Audrey: Have you heard how holy Asher and April's dms are?

Jen: Yes! They're the holiest from what I've heard!
by April Moretti April 10, 2020
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.
Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.
by Pjudge January 6, 2023
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Holy Sholy

The term mixes Holy Shit and Holy Moly as in one term that can be used the same way.
Person 1: Did you see that bird get shot?

Person 2: Holy Sholy! You're right, dude.
by Kapakapa October 26, 2025
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holy grail

the chinese weapon of destruction used against children that aren't capable of making white rice that was named da slipper
you forget to cook the rice ( he picks up slipper) come here ( throws da slipper ) the holy grail is comin for you
by zqawsed4f5rgt6hy7ju8ki9lo0 January 27, 2022
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